Yellow Volkswagen Bug

Merry Christmas! Your car is dead. Santa Claus got you a negative Yellow Bug this year. It was comprised of the finest, cleanest running anti-matter. It met with your real car and cancelled that bugger right out. Remember to drink your Ovaltine!

Here is where I broke down. It smells like oil and metal.

I found out what may have happened. Howard gave me a ride to the scene. There was gorific pools of oil and chunks of engine everywhere. I may have blown a rod through my gearbox.