Raymond Adler's PSI Psuedohaiku

1. My Garden is happy\\ When I tuck a slice of sky\\ Into the dark Earth

2.	Sweet song of a bird\\ Awake in the gray morning\\ Where are you going?

3.	Thousands of black ants\\ swarming madly to escape\\ I'm just watering

4. 	Seed-leaves show themselves\\ Sitting up in their wee beds\\ Ready for the Sun

5.	Change is something real\\ with diapers and the eliete\\ for the same reason

6.	Purple flower plant\\ how you escape from your box!\\ that will be your doom

7.	Those shoes are too big\\ why not try the ones we bought\\ intended for you

8.	Five little monkeys\\ they were jumping on the bed\\ ASPCA

9.	I have a space rock\\ a metiorite of iron\\ it has seen some shit

10.	Love is a banquet\\ fill up your Proga belly\\ with feelings of joy

11.	T.V. is the death\\ of the imagination\\ better make it quick

12.	Those who fight survive\\ but what does all that combat\\ do to the spirit?

13.	There lives a vampire\\ over on Catalina\\ lives is the wrong word

14.	fireplace in the room\\ It's such a curious thing\\ controlled destruction

15.	Labor all day long\\ one of Mother Nature's ways\\ to help go to sleep

16.	My package has come\\ I just need to wait for the\\ labels to arrive

17.	Clear and liquid shine\\ more than half of all things\\ that we know in life

18.	the eighteenth haiku\\ has proved to be the hardest\\ How old I have grown!

19.	The tile on the floor\\ has been set in a fashion\\ He called it "Versailles"

20.	Slitting clouds is fun\\ and is an excellent way\\ to call out the Sun

21.	Let a day go by\\ nourish the body and mind\\ then return to it

22.	Sometimes the phone rings\\ it's the voice of a robot\\ saying robot things

23.	You look very nice\\ oh, wait a minute, that's right\\ you have work today

24.	Mystical treasure\\ awaits the clever heroes\\ and heroines too

25.	patince is virtue\\ in spite of having said that\\ I want it right now!

26.	Ninjas surround you\\ you are unable to tell\\ until it's too late

27.	You should brush your teeth\\ the other choice is to eat\\ everything by straw

28.	People should slow down\\ they're missing all the cool stuff!\\ it may not repeat

29.	Games are made for fun\\ an amazing industry\\ bent on making toys

30.	When I start to run\\ every part of my body\\ feels like it's dying